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Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34443) - you deserved it (3736)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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She needs to sort out her priorities...

#2 - On 08/08/2012 at 4:45pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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Your girlfriend is a bit of a dick.

#3 - On 08/08/2012 at 4:46pm by your_ma

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