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Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

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On 08/06/2012 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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If the evidence of being together long enough to become engaged isn't enough for your fiancé to ignore an astrologer, then she is pretty much plain ignorant.

#2 - On 08/06/2012 at 6:02am by KBeatz

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Just go outside at night and point at the stars and say "As you can cleary see, Capricorn is facing Gemini which is under the north star. Obviously, the stars agree that we were meant to be, otherwise Leo would be to the left!"

#4 - On 08/06/2012 at 6:02am by MsConfusedd

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