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Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17587) - you deserved it (1707)

On 08/01/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by daddydaughterWTF - United States (Florida)

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

#3 - On 08/02/2012 at 3:38am by gabrayal

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He sounds like a lovely father.

#2 - On 08/02/2012 at 3:37am by OhDearBetrayal

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