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Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15655) - you deserved it (1334)

On 07/04/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Key word, here, perhaps: 'decent'.

#3 - On 07/04/2012 at 6:28pm by TazInYourPantz

See in context

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Yes because all the "decent" men come from dating sites Hah

#10 - On 07/04/2012 at 6:35pm by Airman1988

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