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Today, an attractive guy asked me to get coffee with him. My response was, "I don't drink coffee." I just turned down the first guy that's asked me out in 3 months. FML

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On 06/28/2012 at 5:55pm - love - by sierra - United States

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Maybe you should start drinking coffee.

#2 - On 06/29/2012 at 3:05am by DarkSeekerX94446

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Coffee shops usually have more than just coffee. =p

#4 - On 06/29/2012 at 3:05am by soul_aether

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