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Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 5:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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What an immature, yet awesomely hilarious joke.

At least you get another chance to make it sound better.

#1 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:58pm by Panime

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I used to have my voicemail like that
then I realized it was stupid, and changed it.

#4 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:59pm by brave

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