Love: Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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By hoolabaloo - 08/03/2013 03:53 - India - Ahmadabad

Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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Not you, her

By Emily - 05/04/2021 20:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML

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Dead end

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 11:59

Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML

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Needed to know

By ohwell - 09/06/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML

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Remember bars?

By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By names suck and so do I - 08/08/2013 12:54 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML

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Panime 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:58

What an immature, yet awesomely hilarious joke. At least you get another chance to make it sound better.

Anyoniemous 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:32

Am I the only person that thought he actually answered it but pretended it was voicemail because he didn't like her back?

Comments

ThisVampyricLust 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:08

At least you practiced it. You can do it again probably better.

someonebeyondcoo 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:08

Maybe he was actually on the phone... but when he heard you spilled his feelings to him, he said "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!". lol, funny though.

definatelywierd 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 6:22

+1 for making me involuntarily snort during a laugh

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:11

That's shitty. I don't see what the real FML is? Just cause you got tricked into one of those stupid VM's Come on people. & besides it might be better to do it in person too so you see & know their reaction to how they feel about the situation. Tough as it is, might be better than someone who feels pity & pretends to like you over the phone ha.

dancin303 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:12

good news, he didnt hear it, noone did. all he will see (presuming you hung up) is 1 missed call from you. so dont feel that embaressed.

ayumi_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:16

Hahaha, I have the same type of voicemail :P

mattmag 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:16

Savor the funny voicemail messages while you can. Eventually you need to sound professional :(

meddude 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:32

i'm changing my voicemail message right now.

seonfire 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:34

Wow, you called someone and got a voicemail! Is this a joke these fml's get worse and worse!

TZS 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:37

I used to have a voicemail like that - when I was in college - not for long; everytime I listened to my messages, all I got was abuse FML. LOL

Kamazar 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:39

It's ridiculously annoying when someone you like can't talk to you face to face and has to share all their feelings over a telephone line. Girl or guy, actually/literally/physically talk to the person. Texts, notes, and cell phones don't work as substitute. There's no chemistry or excitement, you're just hiding behind an electric wall.

brommwpryl 9

Tuesday 1 March 2016 20:50

Well, if OP doesn't live near him, she may have had to call/text him to tell him how she felt? Besides, calling him is at least better than texting him.