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Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32824) - you deserved it (2790)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

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Hey, don't jump to conclusions. Condoms make awesome balloons.

#2 - On 06/27/2012 at 10:45am by Javee

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He might have done it to make you jealous? You should've said 'oh, you got these a size too big, the extra smalls are on the right'

#5 - On 06/27/2012 at 10:48am by smilepatrol

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