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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30700) - you deserved it (2311)

On 06/25/2012 at 3:00am - love - by waaah (woman) - Australia

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What a nice considerate man he is. FYL

#1 - On 06/25/2012 at 6:03am by Lenny15Prezident

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Wow what an ass, good riddance! Sorry OP, but at least now you know he's not worth your time and you can move on to someone better.

#2 - On 06/25/2012 at 6:03am by Amethyst888

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