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Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said "Yeah, yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML

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On 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by Richard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Didn't you talk to her about that matter before you married her?

#1 - On 06/25/2012 at 3:15am by supimnyancat

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Maybe adopt? She may just not want go thru labour.

#5 - On 06/25/2012 at 3:19am by Ajwc101

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