Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

by a stupid jackass / 06/21/2012 at 9:28pm / United States (New York) / Love

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  • You can always make the story sound more manly over lunch..?

    #1 - On 06/22/2012 at 2:59am by alexphyllis

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  • Why do boys seem to think that girls like it or will be impressed by you doing stupid things? Trust me, she would have probably rather you just have been you than try to be "funny" like that. I know first dates can be nerve-wracking, but just act like normal next time; be yourself.

    #6 - On 06/22/2012 at 3:03am by BeccaHugs

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