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Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Well, she doesn't call him a boyfriend, maybe he didn't think of her as a girlfriend.

#5 - On 03/04/2009 at 6:38am by FPsLife

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If he felt her as his gf, he would tell right after his mom had died, not 2 weeks later.

#4 - On 03/04/2009 at 6:36am by lesb_lv

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