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Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21469) - you deserved it (2320)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Lick him more often yourself. Problem solved.

#3 - On 06/19/2012 at 12:36pm by nnnnada

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If your husband can lick himself where the cat can, that is a talent!

There are not many things that a good licking can' fix.

#9 - On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm by darwinism

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