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Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44454) - you deserved it (13375)

On 05/15/2009 at 11:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Ouch. You didn't deserve that. Guess there
goes your relationship

#5 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:05pm by dol567

See in context

and yet you're wearing a B-sox cap in your picture #16


#18 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm by genius_man16

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