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Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34686) - you deserved it (9107)

On 05/15/2009 at 11:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Tell him that makes two of you, then kick him to the curb.

#4 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:04pm by aback

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and yet you're wearing a B-sox cap in your picture #16

-_-

#18 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm by genius_man16

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