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Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32397) - you deserved it (2362)

On 04/30/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by HighasaCloud (man) - United States (Indiana)

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That's just flat out mean. She is not worth it if she thinks that's funny.

#2 - On 04/30/2012 at 6:48pm by EyeCeYu

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Girl: Oh you are so sexy! I'd sleep with you. *Tickle* Hotty. *More lame mushy stuff* ;-)
OP: Great! Tonight?
Girl: Um...I can't. It's not you, it's me.

#4 - On 04/30/2012 at 6:48pm by NoorFML

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