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Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23002) - you deserved it (3585)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

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Well, at least he kept his promise...

#1 - On 04/21/2012 at 1:41pm by vntqmm

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I guess you wanted sausage

#4 - On 04/21/2012 at 1:42pm by Redoxx

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