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Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10255) - you deserved it (34062)

On 04/17/2012 at 4:29am - love - by OL2R - United States (Massachusetts)

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More than likely, if your friend knew it was you secretly dating her brother, she'd use a better word than "skank"

#2 - On 04/17/2012 at 10:04am by Tali147

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I don't see why she should care about who her brother is seeing.

#3 - On 04/17/2012 at 10:04am by waratmars

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