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Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26232) - you deserved it (5053)

On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

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That's extremely disrespectful....I feel so bad for you. Fyl

#3 - On 04/14/2012 at 1:37pm by robinhood007

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To get back at your mom, just tell her "It's ok, he's already had his fill of meat when he was "porking" me on your bed."

#13 - On 04/14/2012 at 1:42pm by gonad_gobbler

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