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Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20279) - you deserved it (4696)

On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.

#1 - On 04/10/2012 at 7:07pm by KiwiKitten

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Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D

#3 - On 04/10/2012 at 7:08pm by The_Hitdude

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