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Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20642) - you deserved it (1829)

On 01/20/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by nicegirl08 - United States (Pennsylvania)

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yeah, it's not the money, it's the complete lack of effort and interest.. not fair. ditch him and find someone who appreciates you a bit more

#9 - On 03/11/2009 at 10:02pm by ccjero05

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I hope you got pissed and yelled at him. That way he will know where your priorities lie, and will be able to get out now before finding out, the hard way, that you are a gold digger.

#7 - On 03/09/2009 at 2:20pm by ThorsSon

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