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Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16926) - you deserved it (1527)

On 01/20/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by nicegirl08 - United States (Pennsylvania)

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yeah, it's not the money, it's the complete lack of effort and interest.. not fair. ditch him and find someone who appreciates you a bit more

#9 - On 03/11/2009 at 10:02pm by ccjero05

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Wow, you see, that's the problem with all you girls, all you care about is money. So he said he loved you, what now you're mad because he won't pay for you? Fucking succubus, you don't want love, you just want money. I have never asked for something or been mad for not getting anything.

#4 - On 02/22/2009 at 9:06pm by Xhen

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