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Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15040) - you deserved it (1143)

On 01/20/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by nicegirl08 - United States (Pennsylvania)

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