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Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8754) - you deserved it (33241)

On 04/06/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by Sash (woman) - United Kingdom

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If you think about it, Tomorrow never comes because it is always today.

#3 - On 04/06/2012 at 8:23pm by DirtyMike911

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Overly excited much?

#1 - On 04/06/2012 at 8:23pm by coldashell

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