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Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12773) - you deserved it (21317)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Whatever. Just stop answering her calls. Maybe even get a new girlfriend. She can deny reality all she wants!

#1 - On 04/01/2012 at 1:30pm by dougelo7

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I can only imagine what she would do if you told her in person

#2 - On 04/01/2012 at 1:30pm by g_ayvel

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