We meet again

By thammer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Green Bay

Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended was the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 278
You deserved it 4 854

Top comments

mwrc8man94 1

So since your best match has been a stalker, not once but twice, on two different dating sites, deductive reasoning leads me to believe that you are a weirdo as well.

Comments

ripresno 10

Only one thing to say now ," Well, ****".

So he already knew she was going to use the site, and made an account. Damn he is a good stalker.

aruam365 24

Isn't there an option to block someone on those sites? If he is local and starts stalking in person, call the cops!

Birdie_Sage 0

It isn't thaaaat bad! Do not discourage her!! Go meet him in person, and see what he is like! If all else fails... Call the cops for a restraining order or... Something else if it gets worse of course.

How's it bad? He's #1 in the stalking game

Easier said than done, my friend. I kept meeting guys too many years younger than I am so I joined a dating site and met the man I've been with for 2+ years. And I'm sorry, but bars just aren't a good place to meet men.

Birdie_Sage 0

Blind date or an arranged marriage! Love will come later when you have kids!

I feel like everything you said becomes void once I see your picture

and this coming from a guy with a confederate flag!! stfu loser

Bars actually aren't a good place to meet women for that matter.

Who says you need to meet people at bars? There's opportunities everywhere you go

My grandparents met on a blind date, they were married for 50 years!

He could be a 68 year old pedo that wanks off to Dora for all she knows..

omgcookeys 15

Why not boots? Everyone likes monkeys!!

This is why you're supposed to lie on these things...

mwrc8man94 1

So since your best match has been a stalker, not once but twice, on two different dating sites, deductive reasoning leads me to believe that you are a weirdo as well.

The stalker would probably know OP so well that he put his information to match hers - smart stalker

markrs 0

:D It's obvious that you two are SOULMATESSSS!

That's what he keeps trying to tell her! But her stubbornness is getting in the way of their true lurve.

Estapc 3

I know what you did last summer......

lrgenesis 19

Wow huge feeling of deja vu right now. Anyways maybe it's trying to tell you something! Give it a shot see where it goes.

Michael_92 20

I think it's a sign. You are meant to be.

That's really creepy.... But I suggest making new friends and getting to know people in person. If you do meet someone that way, you have better chances of it working

desireev 17

That defeats the whole purpose of a dating site. People use dating sites for many different reasons... And they all revolve around the fact that they can't just meet people.

Clozzie 0

There is more chance of someone to go missing if they use a dating site rather than the real world.