Lonely, Stalker, Awkward and Love: We meet again - FML

We meet again

By thammer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Green Bay

Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended was the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML

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You deserved it 4 854

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mwrc8man94 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 18:53

So since your best match has been a stalker, not once but twice, on two different dating sites, deductive reasoning leads me to believe that you are a weirdo as well.

akallaan 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 18:53

Maybe it is meant to be?

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kgoepferich 0

Monday 2 April 2012 1:54

Maybe you should leave your house and meet someone who isn't lying about their age, height, weight and gender and you probably would encounter that problem much less

CeltyStark 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 1:20

no more dating sites?

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:35

Dating site doesn't lie...

BeautyBaby099 18

Saturday 7 September 2013 4:47

At least someone loves you! You should be honored!

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