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Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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On 02/24/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by music man (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really fucking rude.

#6 - On 02/25/2012 at 1:03am by thisiscat

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Aww she loves you :')

#2 - On 02/25/2012 at 12:57am by crymore007

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