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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27037) - you deserved it (5448)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

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that's a reason to dump someone ?

#2 - On 02/15/2012 at 5:51am by capt_awesome1

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Sometimes I am sad that evolution seems to skip some people. On the bright side OP, you can now strenghten the bond between you and your vibrator.

#7 - On 02/15/2012 at 5:55am by darwinism

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