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By  wilsontws  |  18

Stuff the goose in his ass and dump him.

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  FruityLoooons  |  8

Or, 1, she could just talk to him. Or the goose. Anything other than shoving an inanimate object up her boyfriend's ass is what we're shooting for, here.

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  Akai_fml  |  4

By stating his age you've implied he's being childish, just making it even clearer that you don't understand the bond between him and his goose. YDI!

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  wisese  |  0

As weird as it is for a 36 year old male to be that attached to a stuffed animal, it's still important for a significant other to be understanding and accepting of the things that are important to him. Although dumping someone over a stuffed animal is a bit extreme. Either he was looking for any excuse to get out of the relationship (and wasn't man enough to just say it wasn't working), or there's some psychological issues to be worried about. Either way OP is probably better off. She can find a man more suited to her.

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  Driveshaft  |  5

I'd dump someone if they didn't like my stuffed goose too! Don't you know what trials and tribulations men go through to get the Grand Mof to give us one? We're talking years of dedication, pain, and tears! Don't EVER put down the goose... Or put the goose down, down... Wtf was I saying?

By  DontForgetMe4  |  0

That's a joke. I hope you haven't been dating a while because that's ridiculous ! We all know it's the stuffed bears that matter..

By  perdix  |  29

Nope. Chuck Testa. How exactly does he stuff this goose?

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  astralvagan  |  20

I usually find your stuff hilarious.... This one I don't get.....

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  mwrc8man94  |  1

Wow dude your joked are shitty

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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

I dont understand how Chuck Testa is even remotely funny :|

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  perdix  |  29

#33, #66, Chuck Testa is a taxidermist who boasts that he makes the most lifelike stuffed animals. If there was ever an FML that warranted a Chuck Testa reference, this is it!

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  daminantion  |  14

If you don't understand, why must you post your lack of intellect? Is your comment count that low to require deep responses to good FMLers like perdix? Oh and perdix; you forgot the stuffed high school crush;)

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  perdix  |  29

#62, sometimes it smells like Irish Spring, and other times, not nearly as nice (especially when I run low on cotton balls). I'm not sure why you wanted to know, butt there it is.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Perdix, You do realize that... 1. Jokes aren't funny when one has to google the punch line to understand it. 2. Jokes aren't funny when the tellers area of knowledge is wider than the recipient. 3. Jokes aren't as funny when you have a short....., SQUIRREL!!!!

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  A7x4REVer  |  3

Exactly! Never get between a man and what he holds dear, like me, if someone gets between me and my fridge, they're losing an arm, if that fridge has bacon, they die

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  daminantion  |  14

Again like the repliers to 10.. Don't comment if you're too stupid to get the joke! Having 6 people posting "durr I dun get it" is what makes it lack comedy. Although I Do find it funny that every derp is from the U.S.

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