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By  wilsontws  |  29

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  FruityLoooons  |  29

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  Akai_fml  |  29

By stating his age you've implied he's being childish, just making it even clearer that you don't understand the bond between him and his goose. YDI!

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  wisese  |  28

As weird as it is for a 36 year old male to be that attached to a stuffed animal, it's still important for a significant other to be understanding and accepting of the things that are important to him. Although dumping someone over a stuffed animal is a bit extreme. Either he was looking for any excuse to get out of the relationship (and wasn't man enough to just say it wasn't working), or there's some psychological issues to be worried about. Either way OP is probably better off. She can find a man more suited to her.

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  Driveshaft  |  28

I'd dump someone if they didn't like my stuffed goose too! Don't you know what trials and tribulations men go through to get the Grand Mof to give us one? We're talking years of dedication, pain, and tears! Don't EVER put down the goose... Or put the goose down, down... Wtf was I saying?

By  DontForgetMe4  |  13

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By  perdix  |  37

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  astralvagan  |  37

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  mwrc8man94  |  37

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  CryMoreFMLs  |  37

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  perdix  |  37

#33, #66, Chuck Testa is a taxidermist who boasts that he makes the most lifelike stuffed animals. If there was ever an FML that warranted a Chuck Testa reference, this is it!

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  daminantion  |  37

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  perdix  |  37

#62, sometimes it smells like Irish Spring, and other times, not nearly as nice (especially when I run low on cotton balls). I'm not sure why you wanted to know, butt there it is.

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  RedPillSucks  |  37

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  A7x4REVer  |  28

Exactly! Never get between a man and what he holds dear, like me, if someone gets between me and my fridge, they're losing an arm, if that fridge has bacon, they die

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  daminantion  |  17

Again like the repliers to 10.. Don't comment if you're too stupid to get the joke! Having 6 people posting "durr I dun get it" is what makes it lack comedy. Although I Do find it funny that every derp is from the U.S.

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