By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
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Happybooger 4

If you shake it more than 3 times you are just playing with it

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Well at least you can hope that it goes up from here.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Well at least you can hope that it goes up from here.

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ThisIsMyReign 4

Haha, hey babe I gotta pee. My dick ain't going to shake itself.

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gamercanadian 11

I wouldn't say it's a low for a relationship, he's just trust u n stuff I guess

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GoW_Chick 14

I think we have ourselves a case of the "I'm going to thumb down everything," all three of the FML stories everything on it has been thumbed down, weird no?

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Chad_the_Brony 0

My exact thoughts. What the **** is with these dickheads thumbing down everything? I understand for those who deserve to be thumbed down, but whoever is doing it needs to **** off.

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hellbilly205 17

I wish my girlfriend would do this for me...

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CaptainCola 7

You must have been really pissed off after this..

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HUGHGRECTION69_fml 2

I hope you are talking about the relationship, not his penis.

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Jakesterk96 8

"This is easy right? OMG, IT'S EVERYWHERE!"

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xcarxcrashx 9

I love when people get all sad for getting thumbed down. As if that's the worst thing that can happen to you.

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DrMime 10

Damn! Peeing together? My father always told me never to get on one knee for a girl who wouldn't get on two for me, although in this case I guess the circumstances are a bit different!

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RaggleFrock 13

Oh come on, Eats cheese together. Watches John Cleese together. Catches flees together.

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Happybooger 4

If you shake it more than 3 times you are just playing with it

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

The Hot Chick?

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ThisIsMyReign 4

No the un-written man law. And, it's if you shake it more the twice. You,re playing with it.

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btstig 11

And she would be the one shaking it. So don't give her a limit to the number of shakes.

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Pentium_4 27

i'm sure he appreciated it ;) he's a lucky guy

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cBlackout 13

Well next time you do something stupid while drunk he can pay you back :)

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glittercookies 12

Personally I agree with you. I love when couples cross limits to help each other. That level of comfort is romantic. Maybe I'm weird though.

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newlove_fml 0

Helping a drunk man, regardless of who he is, is in no way romantic. It's gross. There's a difference between being comfortable with each other and just plain nasty.

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newlove_fml 0

Oops. Typo. I meant helping a drunk man go pee.

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ShatteredRubiks 16

Because I wasn't being sarcastic at all...

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umm_Talk 9

Memories that last a lifetime!

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McMan 23

Well if he's that drunk I'm not even sure if he'll even remember it by tomorrow.

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Michael_92 20

Ah memories that last a lifetime but shouldn't!! If he can't even piss seriously!? I would let him piss on himself then walk away.

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DrMime 10

Awe how cute! When you're both old and senile you won't get to do that anymore, so cherish it while you can!

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Epikouros 31

On the contrary, when he's old and senile, she'll get to help him pee all the time.

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jerseyboy732 16

Look at the bright side... at least he didn't have an erection

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Yak99 0

Im pretty sure if a girl was shaking my happy stick it will be extra happy

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fmessiah 17

Well I guess now you know it isn't as easy as it looks to aim, but why didn't you just help him to sit on the toilet instead of holding it for him?

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satans_babe13 0

Who says she held it?

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fmessiah 17

She said help him pee, not help him into the toilet, which would suggest she helped him with the actual act of urinating.

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