By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
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Happybooger 4

If you shake it more than 3 times you are just playing with it

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Well at least you can hope that it goes up from here.

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Swedeypie 0

so he was pissed, you helped him piss and you got pissed off?

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asherm 15

Yeah I had to stop my ex from pissing in cabinet under kitchen sink once. Funny, no matter how drunk I get, I always know where not to piss. Guys can't figure it out apparently lol

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cc_the_beast 6

Because the world is their bathroom

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awalker2782 5

Oh we know where to piss but for the most part we just don't care

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mamacakes25 6

make sure he holds your hair while you puke. then you got a keeper.... ha

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Michael_92 20

Yes that's the key to success in relationships kids. When your flat out wasted you help each other. On a side note is that really a healthy relationship to begin with??

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GoW_Chick 14

Aww what a sweet and romantic moment... I bet he was praying to the porcelain gods the rest of the night.

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iseyixes 18

Well if you hadn't helped him, it would've been you wiping piss off the walls, floor, and who knows where else.

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laden_swallow09 34

…Or wait until he sobers up and make him clean up his own mess. Like rubbing a puppy's nose into his mess, it may be preventively effective.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

OMG this FML has caused everyone to go insane! Including me :) :( -______- $__$ 0______O O_o ...... help me...

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AugustBurnsToast 14

I would've thought you guys grew closer. That's something not a lot of couples get to experience. :p

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crazy_whitechick 6

Hmm are you sure he was drunk?...

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granolabutt8 7

Reminds me of the night my man drank too much tequila on our friend's boat... I had to drive him home, sit with him out on the lawn for thirty minutes because he refused to come inside, hold his dick while he peed, get him into bed, feed him, hold a bowl for him while he puked his guts out, and stay up all night watching him because he couldn't get it into his head that he absolutely should not be sleeping on his back. Every time he started getting sick I had to grab him by the hair and pull until he rolled over so he would puke in the bowl. Ahh, relationships... don't worry OP, he'll owe you one soon enough.

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HannahWho 8

I want your boyfriend to get to AA.

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granolabutt8 7

AA is for alcoholics. Someone who gets too drunk once is not an alcoholic.

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oldirtybasterdSE 0

You seem to put up with a lot of shit. Or I guess piss and puke for this scenario

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