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Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53390) - you deserved it (3282)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

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I got you a car made of pure gold honey! Surpr- Hey where did she go?!?!?

#6 - On 02/02/2012 at 4:40pm by Blackmail111

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What a jerk!

#4 - On 02/02/2012 at 4:40pm by sugaryspice

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