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Today, a guy took me to meet his parents on a second date. I stopped answering his calls afterwards, but he's just left me a voice-mail informing me that he's in love with me. I'm scared. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23981) - you deserved it (8193)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:45am - love - by Jessch15 - United States (Texas)

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Run. As far as you can.

#2 - On 01/13/2012 at 12:45pm by TheMaster15

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You stopped answering his calls, just like that, without even telling him you weren't interested in dating him any more? Why? How do you expect him to react to that? As far as he knows, you're still interested but temporarily not near your phone.

#14 - On 01/13/2012 at 12:56pm by Angelastic

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