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Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20802) - you deserved it (5946)

On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)

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Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.

#1 - On 01/09/2012 at 12:53pm by noncomposmentis

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Congrats..

#2 - On 01/09/2012 at 12:53pm by pfx2

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