Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
by haphazard2007 / 01/02/2012 at 4:44am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
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That greedy bitch!
#1 - On 01/02/2012 at 10:06am by EvilTwerp
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It wouldn't show up on yours either. Give her what she wants because she probably thought really hard about it to even wait it out.
#2 - On 01/02/2012 at 10:08am by missL1z
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