Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
by TheBeastSwaq / 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm / United States (California) / Love
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Tell them all the movies are NC-17 and they are not allowed in. Even if they have valid IDs, just tell them that they are fakes and you won't let in 15-year-olds.
You still have some power. Use it.
#13 - On 12/31/2011 at 8:24pm by perdix
See in context
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
#8 - On 12/31/2011 at 8:19pm by cradle6
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