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Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31908) - you deserved it (2471)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm - love - by TheBeastSwaq - United States (California)

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Tell them all the movies are NC-17 and they are not allowed in. Even if they have valid IDs, just tell them that they are fakes and you won't let in 15-year-olds.

You still have some power. Use it.

#13 - On 12/31/2011 at 8:24pm by perdix

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The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

#8 - On 12/31/2011 at 8:19pm by cradle6

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