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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26334) - you deserved it (5779)

On 12/24/2011 at 2:42pm - love - by Skyhopee - United States

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He's not worth it.

#1 - On 12/24/2011 at 6:48pm by DesiLikesHerSome

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And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.

#6 - On 12/24/2011 at 6:56pm by mom2pen

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