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Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7284) - you deserved it (22875)

On 11/28/2011 at 10:31am - love - by Anonymous -

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QUEST START

Objective: To find the guy of your dreams and greet him WITHOUT being intoxicated

Reward: The best one night stand you have ever had

Things needed for this Quest: Common Sense

#3 - On 11/28/2011 at 12:46pm by happyhak

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+131 | 5

You had your chance and you blew it. What was his name anyways?

#1 - On 11/28/2011 at 12:44pm by DallasMavs

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+88 | 3

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