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Man or woman?

Today , mah boyfriend got upset after I politely askd him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines , but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act lyk a man and clean his own clothes. fat FML


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On 11/24/2011 at 2:30pm - love - by sigh - United States (California)

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tell him if he does his laundry he'll get a special reward ;)
then give him a lollipop

#4 - On 11/24/2011 at 6:56pm by bigAC

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Macho men like their women to do things for them usually.

#1 - On 11/24/2011 at 6:51pm by thwei

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