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Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24950) - you deserved it (4559)

On 11/24/2011 at 2:30pm - love - by sigh - United States (California)

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tell him if he does his laundry he'll get a special reward ;)
then give him a lollipop

#4 - On 11/24/2011 at 6:56pm by bigAC

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Macho men like their women to do things for them usually.

#1 - On 11/24/2011 at 6:51pm by thwei

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