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Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33419) - you deserved it (2763)

On 11/07/2011 at 3:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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All I can say is, good on you for divorcing the bastard. And F that poor baby's life for having him for a father.

#1 - On 11/07/2011 at 5:35pm by Psycho_Babydoll

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Be glad you're gonna be rid of him.

#2 - On 11/07/2011 at 5:35pm by Eaglestrike117

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