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Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29043) - you deserved it (13133)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:50am - love - by S. Bauer (woman) - Portugal

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Those damn couches...always getting in the way of falling candles

#5 - On 11/02/2011 at 2:05pm by killak41

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I'd take a burnt couch over smelling cigarettes in my house any day.

#6 - On 11/02/2011 at 2:07pm by Enslaved

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