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Today, my husband's car was stolen from our driveway while he was out jogging. We'd recently had a huge fight, and he accused me of having done this to get revenge. I was at work all day, but it seems this doesn't make any difference to his dumb, paranoid ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27558) - you deserved it (5966)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

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You should counter-accuse him of doing it himself in an attempt to frame you, then settle it with a sword fight in the front yard.

#16 - On 10/31/2011 at 1:11pm by AmethystRain

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Ok, the deed is done. Where's my money?

#4 - On 10/31/2011 at 1:04pm by tylersign

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