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Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26485) - you deserved it (6684)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.

#1 - On 10/30/2011 at 10:52am by stormchaser24

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Next time say this out loud "You had sex with a 13 year old?"

#13 - On 10/30/2011 at 10:56am by Rinat

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