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Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

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On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

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Baby dragon > sex?

#1 - On 10/23/2011 at 1:18pm by chickenwalrus

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Uh hello! We gotta take care of our dragons! Psh people these days just don't understand. Side note - What level is he on?

#2 - On 10/23/2011 at 1:19pm by stfu_bam

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