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Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46466) - you deserved it (3580)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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Punch him for sleeping with your ex-girlfiend.

#7 - On 09/27/2011 at 6:08pm by spazzychild

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wow, thats just messed up

#1 - On 09/27/2011 at 6:07pm by Babalu722

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