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Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML

#1782670 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (62385) - you deserved it (4461)

On 05/09/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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