Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML
I agree, your life sucks (56124) - you totally deserved it (3688)
On 05/09/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha
#8 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:14pm by cherngbutter
it doesn't necessarily have to be about you...
maybe she ate a bug or something...
#9 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:15pm by fmylifedotcomm
ZOMG that sucks dude! I'm sorry :l
That's pretty retarded, I hope that bitch is readin this and knows that I hate her forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#12 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:16pm by Poasters82
DUDE thats the same thing as me (well the part about being in love with a girl for a year and thinking you cant get her), except i told her how i felt and she said she wanted to stay friends...We didnt talk for 2 months but we're talking now and building up :D
#14 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:17pm by goldenchopsticks
haha. well, a lot of people regret having sex with people the day after. don't take it too personally.
#15 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:17pm by keylimepieee
its gonna be hilarious when she reads this...
since obviously shes a fan of the site :D
#17 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:19pm by jj732
Maybe give her the benefit of the doubt and hope it isn't about you?
It probably is though, isn't it? :(
Sorry. People are so idiotic about what they post on facebook. I turned down a guy and he whinged about it in his facebook status. Honestly, if you want to bitch about somebody, at least be intelligent enough to do it where they're not going to get it blasted in their face by the newsfeed *eye roll*
#18 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:22pm by dancing_bear
You deserve it for hooking up. Try a meaningful relationship, and stupid things like that won't happen.
#19 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:24pm by TheNilvarg
awww :(
sorry love .
you can find someone better than her ! (:
#24 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:41pm by dammn
number 1, wtf ?
And maybe she wrote FML about something else ?
#25 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:42pm by lolwhat
COURAGE WOLF SAYS: Ask her to stay with you! Only the right one will say YES!
#26 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:46pm by SquidUlysses
wait, wouldn't that mean she'll eventually see this if she knows about FML? O.o
#27 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:50pm by xiloveyoux3
im sry to say this but: hahahahahaha.....
anyway, if thats the way she thinks, u got to let her go man,
#14- thats NOTHING like the OP posted..it's a completely different story =] don't steal the limelight
#30 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:55pm by itsnotfair
shut up dude. at least you got some. people are never satisfied are they.......
#33 - On 05/09/2009 at 9:18pm by WildBill1337
God damnit, another one of these posts. If that's what she thinks of you, and you're not officially in a relationship, YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE WITH HER!!!!!! I hate to be harsh, but you need to face the facts.
Sorry, just had to get that out
#34 - On 05/09/2009 at 9:19pm by xThatRandomGirlx
Maybe she stubbed her toe or lost her phone if this was some drunk hookup. BUT if she was not drunk and fully aware of what was happening then that's on her. It's not your fault she's not into you.
#37 - On 05/09/2009 at 9:24pm by Big_Blue_Sumthin
Best case scenario - she feels terrible because she thinks that she blew her chance at a relationship with you by sleeping with you too quickly.
#38 - On 05/09/2009 at 9:30pm by Yulia
#14-thanks so much for your life story. i needed that....
#40 - On 05/09/2009 at 9:35pm by justxdream
#14 maybe just give her some space. I know from experience that its really annoying when a guy likes you, and even after you tell him you're not interested he still doesn't leave you alone. A little tip: when you like a girl, don't be overly-friendly, its just as annoying as guys that are assholes.
#41 - On 05/09/2009 at 9:51pm by mylifeisfuckedd
i just want to say anyone that has ever "loved" someone for over a year without dating them is a creeper... YDI
are you sure her status was about you? and if it was im sorry that really sucks dude.
#46 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:09pm by latinchica1096
Well just because she says FML it doesn't mean she checks this website. People have been saying it long before this website ever existed.
#34--Uh well no, you don't have to "officially" be in a relationship to love someone.
And OP: YDI. If you had that strong of feelings for someone then how about TELLING her and maybe seeing if she would want a relationship. Instead of attempting a shallow, meaningless one-night stand that she WOULD probably regret, especially because she has no idea about your feelings.
# 12. pretty sure she doesn't care if someone she doesn't know "hates her forever" = )
that sucks and that's mean to reject you publically.
If you've been in love with her for a year why wouldn't you tell her rather than waiting until she's drunk to take advantage?
FHL indeed.
You finally got some pussy that you've been chasing for a year, how is that an FML?
#52 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:15pm by Phillay632
#34. It may be more comforting to you to think that "love" and "reciprocated love" are the exact same thing, but it just isn't true.
#54 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:19pm by walloftext
If you "love" her, then maybe you should have tried starting a meaningful relationship with her rather than just sleeping with her?
#56 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:24pm by liquidskyfire
@ #47, #50, and others: Who said she was drunk or taken advantage of? Who said it was a meaningless one night stand? By hooking up with her, perhaps the OP thought he was making his feelings known. I do agree, however, that it's a good idea to make the feelings known *before* going there, if you want an actual relationship.
... and she will most likely read this, being that she frequents this website.
#58 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:38pm by HelloFlower
#57--Um no you can't exactly make your feelings known by "hooking up." That's just sex, not letting someone know you love them.
yea i bet she was just reading FML. its a really popular site, I mean i have made my status FML before but that doesnt actually mean anything i just like to read FML
#63 - On 05/10/2009 at 12:05am by c_a_s_s_i_e
dude .. you deserve that for thinking that its about you ... you're either full of yourself, or extremely paranoid...
I just moderated an FML and
I think it may have been from the girl your talking about.
It said something about aspirin
#70 - On 05/10/2009 at 1:06am by lonely_kat
John? Omg! That status tottally wasn't about you. My parents found out about the party and i'm grounded for 3 weeks. I think its so cute u had a crush on me, ive kinda watched you too. Call me sometime ;)
#71 - On 05/10/2009 at 1:17am by MukyDaCookie
I know this is very very VERY optimistic but maybe it's her FML is like this:
"Today, I had sex with a guy I've been in love with for a year. IT WAS AWESOME! I wasted a year-worth of sex with him. FML" :-|
#76 - On 05/10/2009 at 2:01am by ljuwaidah
Yea... I don't see how you "love" her if you haven't tried to make things meaningful, by at the very least telling her that you're interested in being in a relationship with her. She might just be regretting the fact that she slept with someone that she's not emotionally involved with. :/
Is #71 for real? LOL! If so, good for you, OP.
@ #59: It's not just sex if you also confess your feelings. So yes, you can make your feelings known with a hookup. Not that difficult.
To clarify what I mean by "making his feelings known by hooking up": I don't mean the act of hooking up or having sex, or whatever we want to call it, in and of itself is a confession of his feelings. I mean that it's very possible he revealed his feelings to some degree during the hookup. But then again, as Kelly Clarkson would say, "O-oh, no-o...I do not hook uh-up, uh-up!" So what do I know?
The perverse part of me is hoping that #71 is fake and yet guessed the right name and is close enough to the truth to convince the OP...
But the girly part of me hopes it's real.
#84 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:33am by plethora
Dude (and #14), don't waste a freaking year of your life pining over some girl who doesn't want you! Beauty is common. The next time it happens move on, then spend that year you just saved improving yourself. That way, the next "one" that you meet will actually see something in you she likes.
#87 - On 05/10/2009 at 5:32am by nashvilleseo
Ohhh, ouch. At the same time, it's a little creepy that you've "loved" her for a year and not mentioned it to her. Still, FYL.
#88 - On 05/10/2009 at 6:13am by lewiggster
You know how girls are like
"Aw man I was so hammered last night I shouldn't of slept with that guy"
WE COULD BE THAT MISTAKE!
Lol, she'll probably read this!
How are you sure the "FML" was about you though? Maybe it was about something else. Hopefully, lol.
#90 - On 05/10/2009 at 7:46am by egypt
Look at it this way, your now some girls regret for the rest of her life! LoL j/k. Seriously, it may not be about you or it could be, dont stress it anyways & like #92 said, you got laid.
#93 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:35am by CommonTruf
I recently hooked up with the girl I've wanted since the day I met her. Sent her home and we're just going on with our lives as if nothing happened. =D
#102 - On 05/10/2009 at 12:16pm by Blind_Ninja
are you sure its about you? and by hooking up,
what do you mean?
#103 - On 05/10/2009 at 12:41pm by oxjaimiebabexo
Maybe she loves you, too, and just thinks you'll think less of her now that she let you get all up in there while you two weren't serious.
#104 - On 05/10/2009 at 12:54pm by Consequences
:[ well you shouldn't just assume things maybe she means FML in other stuff.
#108 - On 05/10/2009 at 5:52pm by ilovefmlife
hahaha, dude. that sucks so much. but, hahaha. wow im kind of bitchy for laughing at you but it's true. FYL forsure. :) but, think about it. you got some from the girl you love, for over a year that doesn't like you back, but still. just tell everyone you were hammered and she was an accident. thats what everyone i know would doo.
#111 - On 05/10/2009 at 7:52pm by that_one_girl_08
hey it might not necessarily be about you?
but that sucks haha.
#113 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:01pm by maggie_gxx
Have you ever thought that she might be talking about something else?
#115 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:37pm by Cakegirl123
i don't see how you can say you've loved someone for a year and just be worried about "getting with them."
I think the more proper way to say it would be "i hooked up with the girl i have thought about when i masturbate for almost a year" Or something along those lines.
Unless you've been dating for that time, in which case, i revoke my criticism and deem your life F'd
#118 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:06am by that_guy01
lmao this could mean Anything. what if her dog or something or someone really close to her that she loved died.... then she was like FML
....?
#119 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:48am by CeltricShock
maybe she told you that "no I cant do this, Im too drunk" more than once and really didnt want too. and maybe she is so disgusted with her self because she doesnt just hookup. or maybe she feels bad because you have a gf, or maybe because your a close friend of her ex that recently broke up with her after a 2 year relationship, and shes still devistated.
#122 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:16pm by Electrified
ahh i hooked up with a guy i had like totallly had a thing for and were best friends, but he didnt say fml or anything but it's totallly a confusing situation, you should just talk to this person and like sort things out
i love how all these people are saying "dont worry about it, it probably wasn't about you". it definatly was, if he's been "in love" with this chick for a year and hes only hooking up with her now, she definatly doesn't like him. she was probably drunk and regrets it.
#125 - On 05/11/2009 at 5:06pm by isabellarobbins
#120 don't waste your "karma energy" I'm 71. It was a joke. Keep your karma for when it counts! lol
#128 - On 05/11/2009 at 9:28pm by MukyDaCookie
Aw that'd suck if she meant it for you, but how can you be sure she did?
#130 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:51pm by DarkMirror
dang dude FYL.
I know this is off topic, but I wish people could post a follow up (that can be only read somewhere in the comments section, maybe at the bottom) so we can see what ever happened of their situations. That is what intrigues me have the time. This one just ends. No closure.
But again, sorry dude, sounds like you really cared. Maybe next time, go a bit slower at first. It doesn't have to be a lot slower, just a bit. It usually helps things last. Especially if you really care about her.
You've loved the girl for a year but just hooked up with her a day or so ago? I think your confusing love for enfatuation, get out of the melodrama and into a bar...
haha this sounds awfully familiar.... lol if this really is the guy i hooked up with, i wouldn't worry about it. i didn't mean for it to be about you. and if this isn't you... i'm sure she didnt mean it either. you need talk to her. lol
#134 - On 05/13/2009 at 4:08pm by effed_my_life
I really hope that # 71 is for real, that would give this a happy ending =/
Either way though, I feel sorry for the poster.
well maybe, like everyone said, it wasn't about you.
maybe she ran over her cat on the way home or something...
her loss though :)
#137 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:51pm by merci_buckets
How is this an FML? It's not like it's about you or anything...
#138 - On 05/17/2009 at 4:13pm by planecrashdreams
well ...
it doesn't mean it's to you ..
you'll be ohkay , :D
bestof luck to you! (:
#140 - On 05/23/2009 at 1:53am by _nevershoutnever
Don't be so paranoid, it might not have been about you.
#141 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:23pm by ironyofmylife
Agh I hate when that happens like when I'm dancing with some girls at a party and I find out they all think I suck. Really bums you out when your happy
well look at the bright side to it now you have something in common and your face book status is the same roflmoa
The terms 'hook up' and 'love' should never appear in the same sentence.
#147 - On 10/05/2009 at 12:38am by keilabella
Omg, I'm sorry I did that. I just didn't wanna go out wif you
#148 - On 11/21/2009 at 9:04pm by xxxNataliexxx
Omg, I'm sorry, but you are a fucking idiot.
Why are you so desperate for attention to comment with shit like this.
Jesus, people like you are the reason i never read the comments, but i HAD to when i scrolled over and saw this as the last comment. Fuck damn you bitch now i'm as bad as the rest of these tards.
#149 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:14pm by whatthefuckcunt
