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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21060) - you deserved it (8334)

On 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm - love - by ddll (man) - Singapore

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Maybe you shouldve told her why

#1 - On 09/05/2011 at 2:51am by picklezz123

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Sometimes I like to roll up in a ball under my bed and act like a carrot.

#9 - On 09/05/2011 at 2:53am by FreshPairOfNikes

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