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Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28715) - you deserved it (3782)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm - love - by Harry Dare - United Kingdom (Walsall)

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Admit it, that turned you on.

#1 - On 09/02/2011 at 5:44pm by ThatGenericGuy

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She probably has to put up with your
Dutch ovens. Only fair

#11 - On 09/02/2011 at 5:48pm by enonymous

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