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Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22389) - you deserved it (2181)

On 08/30/2011 at 4:56pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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Either young ladies' standards are getting too high, or they themselves are becoming too shallow.

#1 - On 08/31/2011 at 2:42am by Mirorbo

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Maybe it was the worst shit ever?

#3 - On 08/31/2011 at 2:46am by deviable

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