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Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23029) - you deserved it (3617)

On 08/26/2011 at 6:41am - love - by the girlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

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at least you got wet, boys like that ;)

#2 - On 08/26/2011 at 9:58am by Keevarou

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Start swimming around like a fish. Get to know his family's fish and promptly fall back onto land.

#4 - On 08/26/2011 at 9:59am by revengePanda

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