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Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML

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leave her. for the reason of her being a whore.

#2 - On 08/20/2011 at 8:06pm by JEHughes

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Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.

#5 - On 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm by cheesecakex

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