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Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML


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On 08/18/2011 at 10:10pm - love - by ddeit (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Hahahaha he's giving you a heads up on what to expect :)

#1 - On 08/19/2011 at 2:46am by ariannaimelda

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Congratulations on the engagement! And don't worry, a lot of people are still married and happy.

#8 - On 08/19/2011 at 2:55am by AislinP

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